10. I’ve been cleaning the crap out of this house trying to keep it presentable in case a potential buyer might want to see it. (Five, count ‘em, five people have been through this month! Yeah, baby!)
9. I was organizing and hosting a baby shower for Brett’s cousin, Emily.
8. I was riveted to the coverage of Anna Nicole Smith’s death and the circus that’s followed it.
7. I’ve been listening to Trent read to me. Yes, I said READ to ME! (Sam I am! That Sam I am! I do not like green eggs and ham!)
6. I’ve been dealing with the behavior of the snotty girls in Allison’s class, and their mothers. (More on that in another post. I promise. Gotta vent!)
5. I’ve been learning about The Secret.
4. I’ve been perfecting a way to get into the pantry to sneak a Girl Scout cookie without the cellophane giving me away. (Oh wait, no one is here now! Be right back…)
3. I’ve been training to run the Sarasota Marathon. Okay…it’s really just the 5K. But either way I’ve been running my ass off! Gotta burn off the damn cookies….
2. Brett Someone suggested that I might be spending too much time on the computer. *clears throat and rolls eyes*
And the number one reason I have not been blogging is…..
1. I just didn’t feel like it, dammit!
